"I’m…moved. I don’t know what I’m feeling right now. I feel…destiny?"

You Know You Have an Inception problem when: You know that you would do (or actually have done *shifty look*) the same.

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Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes

I can’t fucking breathe

A streetwalker, Carl!

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Louis CK - One
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I died.

lmao, .
12.31.13 ♥ 1



Amazed Benedict on your dash.

is he stuck does he need a hand 

lmao, wtf, .
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embrace the madness will

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Tom is apparently SERVING the royal marine recruits Christmas dinner - at their training centre. Both food and drinks!

Tom Hardy just served me sprouts!

 From here and here.

If you needed confirmation that Tom Hardy is the greatest ever, here it is.

12.18.13 ♥ 528

I wish it was christmas todaaaaaaay

I wish it was christmas todaaaaaaay

12.17.13 ♥ 5842


tumblr: “rape jokes are literally never acceptable and they’re never funny!!!!! stop rape culture!!!!!!

tumblr when martin freeman tells a rape joke: “it’s just his dark sense of humour and it was just a joke!!!!!!!! calm down!!!!!!!”

also add “he made a mistake”, “he’s only human”, and a million other excuses found in his tag. o, fandom.

12.17.13 ♥ 2019

Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar

(November 7th, 2014)

12.14.13 ♥ 37

The annoying thing is I can’t bitch about my boyfriend on twitter because he follows me.

Ugh he’s such a slave to his family. It’s infuriating. I’m in no mood to be entertaining his sister in law at 1030 when I feel shitty lord help me

12.13.13 ♥ 0
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.

12.13.13 ♥ 158498


Britain Independent Film Awards 2013 (Dec 08, 2013) (3/7)