Posts tagged lol.
i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
all i want for christmas is you(r money)
Misfits s2 “Christmas Special”
Tumblr is a totally different universe.
Wise words from Channing Tatum.
Will you never learn, Benedict??????
don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights
really wish i didnt just see this while on the phone.
So, I’ve been watching some children/teen-centric shows and movies with my cousins lately and I am amazed at how dumbed-down it all is.
- Go watch a trailer for any kid’s movie, watch any recent animated movie, or watch any newer tv shows aimed at anyone under 13
- Listen carefully to the ‘dialogue’
- Take a shot every time a character says any of these statements incredulously:
- "Oh COME! ON!!!”
- “You’ve gotta be JOKING!”
- "Ohhh puhleaasseeee!"
- "are yOU KIDDING MEEE???"
- "…. REALLY????"
- "Awwww maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!”
- Take another shot if this is presented as a hilarious joke
- Take another shot if the show stops the background music for that awesome line
- Enjoy getting your stomach pumped
- Slap children that think this is hilarious
shoulda got the dick while she had the chance
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH ON REDDIT
Just a note to my fellow cumber collectives/cumberbitches out there that Benedict will be doing a Ask Me Anything on Reddit on Friday the 11th October at 2:30pm GMT-4. Check reddit for any questions and start thinking of questions to ask Ben!
PS. If you are in Melbourne, the local time for that is at 5:30am on Saturday Morning(12th October)
Hahaha there is no way he’s going to interact with people on the internet unsupervised and without someone curating the questions first to get rid of all the batshit ones that will terrify him lol
16 hours later…